sperm receptacle

1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices

1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.

sperm receptacle by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.

Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.

sperm receptacle by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle 

Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.

A polite name for a women of very loose morals.

Also, a women who gets around, literally.

The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle by Coolidge Whore Driver June 10, 2010

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

Obedient Sperm Receptacle by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

sperm recepticle by SeanH September 30, 2004

sperm recepticle

slut,whore

That girl is a walking sperm recepticle.

sperm recepticle by unknown November 17, 2002

sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.

According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.

sperm recepticle by bitchuck December 14, 2024