by John P Ursel February 16, 2008
Person 1: I love to play FOOTBALL, but then i also love to play Computer games!
Person 2: That makes you a Sperd!
Person 1: A Wha?
Person 2: A Sporty Nerd!
Person 2: That makes you a Sperd!
Person 1: A Wha?
Person 2: A Sporty Nerd!
by cooopey(: July 16, 2010
In between classes. A cross between "special" and "nerd", so therfore someone who is in the normal class. Can be insulting.
by Blaidd Drug December 1, 2007
Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.
Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
by Ganjaninja1031 November 12, 2019
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