spebif

Someone who stands on your doorstep doing nothing but standing straight with their arms at their sides and their eyes staring blankly at nothing.

Get off my doorstep you Spebif! What are you even doing here?! GOOOOOO!
*A true Spebif will not leave until the owner of the house tries to engage in physical violence with them, or when law enforcement arrives.*

by bruhsidestep December 29, 2020