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Someone who stands on your doorstep doing nothing but standing straight with their arms at their sides and their eyes staring blankly at nothing.
Get off my doorstep you Spebif! What are you even doing here?! GOOOOOO!
*A true Spebif will not leave until the owner of the house tries to engage in physical violence with them, or when law enforcement arrives.*
spebif by bruhsidestep December 29, 2020
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overly specific 

The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.

And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.

Verbatim.

AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
1) Her:

Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?

Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!

2) Friend #1

When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?

Friend #2

Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.

Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.

Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!

detailed programmatic specificity 

something the Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, says in speeches. Problem is no-one knows what it means.
"No idea what detailed programmatic specificity means." - Mr Turnbull

Specific Whites 

slang term for the Pacific Heights neighborhood in San Francisco.
Specific Whites by gr70 March 25, 2010

Specific Dick 

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
Specific Dick by db97 March 31, 2010

specific and limited way 

To break the rules and/or law as a matter of convenience in order to get what you want. Done neatly by the UK government breaking International Law in order to get a Brexit deal through.
Dude, you did the dirty on your girlfriend! Yes, but I only did it in a specific and limited way. or;
Do you know you know why I stopped you? Sorry officer, but I was only breaking the law in a very specific and limited way .
specific and limited way by rouleur66 September 12, 2020

SpecificKP 

Otherwise known as “LospollosTV’s friend.” SpecificKP is an interesting man who runs the “fluffyfamofficial” TikTok account and is also a die-hard Knicks fan.
Did you see LospollosTV’s friend on TikTok? It’s obvious that SpecificKP is fuckin on the Knicks bed tonight.
SpecificKP by Chubtard101 May 3, 2021
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