A deeply poetic language spoken by an ancient 1990's showman. It sounds exactly like how you would thought plaid would sound.
"REEE UHH..RAMMAHAMMALINGLONG.
MOTHERHUBBARDSDINGDONG! Ooh..yea!"

Oh, Vedder Speak. Such a poetic language. Never change.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.
Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...
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A conversation where some geeks chat about something usually unpopular.
A - "Do you hear Jake and Joey? They're talking about that stupid new video game."
B - "Total geek speak."
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i dont speak broke dose mean that the person that says that is to rish to be possibel to speak whit you.
hey kid talk with me. im sorry i dont speak broke.
by happykokobeng February 10, 2019
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