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spartan sex 

The act of engaging in standing doggystyle sex with a female out on a balcony, and when she is about to experience sexual climax, you pull out quickly, yell "This is Sparta!!!!" and when she turns around to ask WTF, you Leonidas-kick her in the mid-sternum, sending her over the balcony ledge and down to her doom.
spartan sex by geraldo at large November 19, 2007
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Spartan Sex 

The act of a glorious post-kill tea-bag preformed in any of the halo game where both members are Spartans.
After sniping KillaJeezuz with a brilliant bounce-headshot, i seeked out his body and had causal Spartan Sex with it.
Spartan Sex by Commander Lol July 7, 2008

sparta sex

I can't believe the wife let me have sparta sex last night. Ow, my back.
sparta sex by nick1644 January 9, 2009

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?" 

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?" 

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?" 

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"