spajetty 

Pronouced "spa-jet-tee," it's a bastardized version of the word "spaghetti," similar to how people mispronounce "lasagna" or "mozzarella." Used to describe someone who thinks they are Italian or guido, but is really not.

-Look at that Irish kid, he thinks he's a guido.
-Yea, he's a total spajetty.

spajetty by rinacolada November 5, 2008

spajettie 

to peal the paper off the tip of a drinking straw, place straw end up to mouth and blow paper off of straw.

Julia could be the greatest ever at spajettie when she blew her paper fifteen feet across the restaurant. Andrew needs to be careful when preforming spajettie because he hit Jennifer in the face.

spajettie by lulingcajun March 27, 2012

Spaketty Bolognese 

When you do so much ket your legs go like spaghetti.

jheez In fucked my legs have gone all spaketty bolognese

Spaketty Bolognese by Banksbanks May 11, 2022