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spagayger 

The drink of choice at Sweet Dude Fest '06. The brainchild of Joey K, Spagayger is quite simply: Sparks and Jaeger. After pounding a Spagayger bomb, yelling ship it, got em, or 'Spagayger? Fine by me' is highly encouraged. Caution: Spagayger may result in extreme awesomeness, airthrusting, beer biting, the hatred of chicks of every race, and putters massaging your brown eye.
Yea, you could drink that wine cooler like a faggot. Or you could punish that Spagayger and ask me if I look like your mother now.
spagayger by Man_G July 30, 2008
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spazager 

A manager/project manager that works software industry that freaks out over small issues and abuses the use of the 'yt' abbreviation by sending it over IM and/or text message
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?
spazager by BoneSoaker September 27, 2013
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spaggerpoopin 

oh shit i just spaggerpooped/oh shit i am spaggerpoopin
spaggerpoopin by janett doe April 21, 2022

Spanager 

a fast-food restaurant manager of Spanish descent
My Whopper is cold! I demand to see the Spanager!
Spanager by coopsmom November 5, 2011

Spaggers 

I'm gonna go spaggers on your dumbass
Spaggers by FrogNipples November 8, 2013
A mix of “spawn” and the N Word. The term was coined to describe people who just spawned into a Minecraft Server that are very obnoxious and sometimes raid cities and steal peoples loot.
Luke: Those damn spaggers just raided my city! We’ve lost half our diamonds!
Anthony: L/Bozo/Ratio!
Spagger by Saint Athanasius September 15, 2023
noun - someone who is incredibly stupid or half-witted
"Dennis, I know you're an accountant, but all of those typos in your emails make you to like a right spagger"
spagger by Julestheking August 28, 2008
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