sorotities 

A common mis-spelling of the word sororities, pronounced sore-titties. May result in immediate giggling and sometimes snorting.

Sorotities may be used to replace common body ailments, like a sore back or leg from running

"I think I need to take an advil because my sorotities are killing me from running."

sorotities by Qwaz159753 April 24, 2008

Sororitese 

1. The language spoken by sorority girls and pledges.

1. "I have way too many guy friends to count." (Translation from Sororitese to English: "I suck way too many penises to count.")

Sororitese by Mariner4590 September 17, 2010

sororities and fraternities

When you cant make friends by yourself in college, so your parents buy you some.

Boy: "How are you liking the new school?"

Girl: "It sucks, I don't know how to make friends, so my daddy is sending me more money so I can rush in the spring and pay some sorority girls to be my friends."

Boy: "Yea, sororities and fraternities are the only way to go for us elite, yet socially inept good looking people."

sororities and fraternities by stoopyrolyat4 March 6, 2011

Scrotitis 

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls

Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"

Scrotitis by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017