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Sororitese 

1. "I have way too many guy friends to count." (Translation from Sororitese to English: "I suck way too many penises to count.")
Sororitese by Mariner4590 September 17, 2010

sororities and fraternities

When you cant make friends by yourself in college, so your parents buy you some.
Boy: "How are you liking the new school?"

Girl: "It sucks, I don't know how to make friends, so my daddy is sending me more money so I can rush in the spring and pay some sorority girls to be my friends."

Boy: "Yea, sororities and fraternities are the only way to go for us elite, yet socially inept good looking people."

Scrotitis 

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls
Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"
Scrotitis by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022