social aids

A disease of the brain that society itself suffers from.

Social AIDS has killed more people than any World War combined! Just look at The Holocaust and the other genocides!

by Kiyoko-chan March 30, 2009

Socialoids

Hemorrhoids resulting from excessive social media use while mounted on toilet.

I really ought to stop bringing my phone into the bathroom or I might get socialoids.

by Dr Drizzle August 14, 2014