Snogpuss 

When your guy gets a bit too intimate with your puss and thinks it’s just another mouth.

“Hey Karen, how did complaining to the manager go?”

“Fuck me, Janet, he took me to the back and gave me a me a big ol’ snogpuss!”

Snogpuss by Tomzablade November 25, 2019

snowpuss 

When a lady, typically drunk, pisses several times during an evening out and dabs her pussy to wipe the piss off it or when she wipes her ass. Sometimes in their drunken haze they dab too quickly and leave remnants of toilet paper in their ass crack or pussy. Those white remnants look like snowflakes

Dove into Sally’s puss face first when we got back to my place, should have worn a toque, bitch had a heavy snowpuss.

snowpuss by NSAssman November 10, 2018

Snowpussy 

A person whos vehicle is entirely capable of making it to work when it snows but still chooses not to.

Boss: Where's Harrison?

Coworker: it snowed a 1/4" last night and he didn't come in.

Boss: What a snowpussy.

Snowpussy by Twhitelytwats February 10, 2020