Snarf

To sneeze while ejaculating causing one to blow their load uncontrollably everywhere.

I was about to cum and I fucking snarfed everywhere!

by crazedwalrushunter April 9, 2010

Snarfing

The act of farting in a hot tub and biting the bubble before it hits the surface

Ricky has been snarfing in the hot tub all night! He just snarfed the biggest fart bubble!

by shredanddestr0y April 17, 2012

Snarf

Noun: 1980's slang for a person who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles

Verb: The act of eatting fart bubbles

MOM: "Honey! Look! Junior is sitting in the tub!"

DAD: "Yes dear, in fact the little snarf just snarfed down those fart bubbles"

by Xy July 6, 2004

Snarf

An advanced act of sexual prowess, where by a male receiving head, upon ejaculation tells a joke so moving that the felattio giver ejects the semen through the nostrils due to uncontrollable laughter.

1.Hey man, I totally got Becky to snarf last night by telling her a knock knock joke.



2. Yeah bitch! Snarf my twelve inches!

by Jack Conrad-Davies March 5, 2009

Snarf

A rebuttal word used when someone is being ridiculous or nonsensical. A word only a retard like Thunda would understand.

"I'm perfect"

"snarf"

by PurplePain December 28, 2005

Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 4, 2007

Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.

That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?

by Mr. Samoa Joe May 26, 2009