A direct derivative of the word snapson. This spelling however, has a 1337er feel to it. Also, it can be pronounced as "Snaps on", which in itself instills fear into the hearts of n00bs.
n00b: One time I ate a pie full of dirt. I didn't like very much.
1337: You know why? Cuz you're a n00b! Snapzon!
1337: You know why? Cuz you're a n00b! Snapzon!
by gtiff123 July 30, 2008
Get the snapzon mug.A speech impediment in which the inflicted person adds unneeded S's to the end of words that end in S.
Dbag has a horrible speech problem, he has snaphonics, and can't say any word ending in s without sounding creepy. "Want to go to the moviesssssssss?"
NOTE: there is no over enunciation of the s in words beginning with S.
NOTE: there is no over enunciation of the s in words beginning with S.
by Mary Henry January 2, 2009
Get the snaphonics mug.snapson is the most awesome way of saying snap. It's almost like when someone gets dissed, you go snapson!
by Homie Bitch April 5, 2005
Get the snapson mug.Snapzone is when someone didn't snap you back when they were supposed to! It's similar to seenzoned.
by meh007 November 6, 2017
Get the Snapzone mug.Snapon refers to a person. This particular person has very much in common with the world’s most expensive tools made by snap-on. He’s not just a tool...he’s a "snapon".
A snapon will clip his finger nails at work during normal working hours. As if this isn’t bad enough, snapon will allow said nail clipping to fall on the carpet floor instead of a waste basket and proceed to leave them on the floor.
A snapon will tell you he can hit a 6 iron golf club 200 yards.
A snapon thinks he knows everything about engineering and that only a select few actually know how to engineer.
A snapon doesn’t have priorities straight in life. He typically tries to have many children so as to spread the snapon way of life.
Snapons typically have said kids very early in life and have more children even though he can’t afford the mistakes he already brought into the world.
A snapon will only pay minimal rent to family members because he’s too cheap to buy his own house.
A snapon will tell his wife that she needs to lose weight and should try and stay fit considering he stays fit by riding a bike and it’s only fair for said wife to look as good for him as he does for her. All this considering said wife already had two children for him.
A snapon will clip his finger nails at work during normal working hours. As if this isn’t bad enough, snapon will allow said nail clipping to fall on the carpet floor instead of a waste basket and proceed to leave them on the floor.
A snapon will tell you he can hit a 6 iron golf club 200 yards.
A snapon thinks he knows everything about engineering and that only a select few actually know how to engineer.
A snapon doesn’t have priorities straight in life. He typically tries to have many children so as to spread the snapon way of life.
Snapons typically have said kids very early in life and have more children even though he can’t afford the mistakes he already brought into the world.
A snapon will only pay minimal rent to family members because he’s too cheap to buy his own house.
A snapon will tell his wife that she needs to lose weight and should try and stay fit considering he stays fit by riding a bike and it’s only fair for said wife to look as good for him as he does for her. All this considering said wife already had two children for him.
by Daimler Diesel October 15, 2010
Get the Snapon mug.1. We're going to the mall, get your snazzon babe.
2. Let's go out dancing sweetie pie, make sure and get your snazzon!
2. Let's go out dancing sweetie pie, make sure and get your snazzon!
by collegevillecowboy November 25, 2016
Get the snazzon mug.Snapons try to throw everyone under the bus at work. Snapons typically try to screw upper management in attempts to get hired in directly.
Snapons typically screw their past and present employers. Snapon will "use" his employer to move forward in life and get expensive things such as tuition paid for, but will refuse to fulfill a contract to stay with the company that paid for said tuition.
A snapon will try to escape from the country so a lawsuit to gain the paid tuition back is damn near impossible. Snapon will use his current employer to gain the escape route to Germany or some other country.
A snapon will only eat American food. Things such as Americanized Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Middle-Eastern and Italian food are all off limits.
A snapon will ask his employing manager if he can take a bribe from a supplier. When the manager says no, he will do it anyway. This begs the question, why bother asking if he’ll do it anyway?
A snapon won’t give his wife even so much as a decent running vehicle or television at home to keep herself sane with 2 children.
Snapons typically screw their past and present employers. Snapon will "use" his employer to move forward in life and get expensive things such as tuition paid for, but will refuse to fulfill a contract to stay with the company that paid for said tuition.
A snapon will try to escape from the country so a lawsuit to gain the paid tuition back is damn near impossible. Snapon will use his current employer to gain the escape route to Germany or some other country.
A snapon will only eat American food. Things such as Americanized Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Middle-Eastern and Italian food are all off limits.
A snapon will ask his employing manager if he can take a bribe from a supplier. When the manager says no, he will do it anyway. This begs the question, why bother asking if he’ll do it anyway?
A snapon won’t give his wife even so much as a decent running vehicle or television at home to keep herself sane with 2 children.
by DaimlerAG December 4, 2010
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