snaphonics

A speech impediment in which the inflicted person adds unneeded S's to the end of words that end in S.

Dbag has a horrible speech problem, he has snaphonics, and can't say any word ending in s without sounding creepy. "Want to go to the moviesssssssss?"

NOTE: there is no over enunciation of the s in words beginning with S.

snaphonics by Mary Henry January 2, 2009

Sonaphonics 

• A type of language where one uses randomized actions in place of words.
• A physical form of sarcasm with minimal use of words
• A situation where props aren’t required, but can be used to increase the level of humor during an over exaggerated course of action

Sonaphonics Example:
• Someone tells you that they made an “A” on their Math test.
Your Response - *Get up, do a full 360 spin, sit down, and give them a sudden thumbs up while holding a straight face the entire time*

Sonaphonics by TheBlazinBlasian May 23, 2020

Saphonist 

A Saphonist is someone who practices Saphonism. The belief that bridging gaps between people should be a priority. Each person is free and happy.
The belief of Saphonism is based on a text written by J M Annison, “The Saphont”.

John is a practicing Saphonist.

Saphonist by JHighSaphont April 4, 2025

Saphonism 

A belief/community of people that believe peace is the only option in life. The practice of saphonism seeks to bridge the gaps between groups of people. Each individual is independent and free to be their own person and happy.
This belief is based on a text written by J M Annison, “The Saphont”

John practices Saphonism.

Saphonism by JHighSaphont April 4, 2025