snaphonics

A speech impediment in which the inflicted person adds unneeded S's to the end of words that end in S.

Dbag has a horrible speech problem, he has snaphonics, and can't say any word ending in s without sounding creepy. "Want to go to the moviesssssssss?"

NOTE: there is no over enunciation of the s in words beginning with S.

snaphonics by Mary Henry January 2, 2009

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Sonaphonics

• A type of language where one uses randomized actions in place of words.
• A physical form of sarcasm with minimal use of words
• A situation where props aren’t required, but can be used to increase the level of humor during an over exaggerated course of action

Sonaphonics Example:
• Someone tells you that they made an “A” on their Math test.
Your Response - *Get up, do a full 360 spin, sit down, and give them a sudden thumbs up while holding a straight face the entire time*

Sonaphonics by TheBlazinBlasian May 23, 2020

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snaphonics • Sonaphonics • Saphonism • Saphonist

Saphonism

A belief/community of people that believe peace is the only option in life. The practice of saphonism seeks to bridge the gaps between groups of people. Each individual is independent and free to be their own person and happy.
This belief is based on a text written by J M Annison, “The Saphont”

John practices Saphonism.

Saphonism by JHighSaphont April 4, 2025

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Saphonist

A Saphonist is someone who practices Saphonism. The belief that bridging gaps between people should be a priority. Each person is free and happy.
The belief of Saphonism is based on a text written by J M Annison, “The Saphont”.

John is a practicing Saphonist.

Saphonist by JHighSaphont April 4, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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