Snagglefoof

Like a snaggletooth, only of the vulva/vaginal variety.

An untidy, disorganised mess of trimming, for the overweight and over 40 ladies.

Like a friar tuck of shaving downstairs.

I would like for you to trim my lady garden this evening darling, only I cannot see to tidy and it’s feeling rather like a snagglefoof in those parts.

Gone are the Brazilian, vajazzled days … it’s snaggle foof all the way!