snack bitch 

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.

I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?

snack bitch by bumbleclot May 18, 2009

post-bitch snack 

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.

Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"

post-bitch snack by MattyMac October 31, 2009

Bitch Snack 

Equating someone or their genitalia to a small meal for women that no red blooded male would be bothered eating.

"Man that guy in the corner has been staring at me all night im gonna punch his face in"

"Nah dont worry bout him he's just a Bitch snack"

"Dude my girlfriend actually likes that Justin Bieber Kid"

"Really? Man he is such a Bitch Snack"

"Man i saw that guy in the locker room the other day his dick is a Bitch Snack"

Bitch Snack by Darth Aza January 8, 2012

Bitch Snack 

A bitch snack is when you take your lunchable, crunch up the crackers cut up the bologna and cheese and you take that shit straight up the sniffer like a man. Don't be a bitch about it.

Hey man I just did a bitch snack, and didn't even die.

Bitch Snack by Shizzzzzz March 5, 2014

Slack Bitch 

Someone who is so lazy they would rather complain for months about flash player not working than actually click one link and install it, so they can watch a monkey piss in it's own mouth on youtube.

Lee: OMG i just found a monkey pissing in his own mouth on youtube check this out *sends link*

Mary: I can't because I don't have flash player installed. It hasn't worked for months

Lee: Oh you fucking slack bitch...

Slack Bitch by lhm October 6, 2008

Snacky Bitch 

a person who snacks a lot, eats fast and sloppy, or snacks on other peoples things on a regular basis. "snacky bitch" can also more generally apply to a fat person.

that snacky bitch ate the last soft taco.

slow down on that pad thai, you're being a snacky bitch.

did you bring emergency potato chips? you snacky bitch.

Snacky Bitch by jay-emm-bee November 30, 2011

Ball Sack Bitch 

A person that is a dirty smelly, like from under my balls cheese smell after a long hard day in 110 degree weather.

Raymond he is a ball sack bitch, keep your distance.

Ball Sack Bitch by MoldyButtHair July 25, 2014