smurf bite

a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold

that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed ass

smurf bite by DJ KNUCKLES March 7, 2005

Smurf Bite

To pinch someone in the fatty area of the back of the arm. Very painful.

My boyfriend was being a bitch so I gave him a smurf bite and he yelled in pain....as I laughed.

Smurf Bite by Lilgem January 5, 2008

Smurf Bite

A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.

Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!

John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.

Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.

Smurf Bite by Hard Hat Harold February 8, 2010

bite a smurf 

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .

I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .

bite a smurf by P.A. 037 February 7, 2010

Snurf Bite

An action one does to another where you put your thumb between your index and middle finger, then squeeze someone elses skin between the thumb and middle finger, and twist. Very painful.

My friend game me a snurf bite after I gave him a purple nurple.

Snurf Bite by SAMiiZLe December 6, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020