smuledged

generally fucked up, act of being smashed, broken,and or battered, recieving a beatdown, feeling after consuming large amounts of alcohol. misconstruded command heard on psone C&C.

"Moose got smuledged in DG."
"That Deer got smuledged by that rifle."

smuledged by Jason David Josh January 27, 2006

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Sledged

Super drunk. Not just hammered, but sledge hammered. As I'm sledged.

Dude last night I was so drunk, I was more than hammered. I was sledged hammered. I was sledged!

Sledged by Neo2525 January 1, 2012

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Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

Smudged Crossword by theredfella January 25, 2016

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Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

Smudged by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

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Sledged

a state of absolute inebriation wherein the afflicted are more than likely to dance in hysteria, talk endlessly about their party experiences, and fuck piggish women

Man, you were so sledged last night! You were dancing to vanilla ice and ended up fucking that fat wildebeest.

Sledged by EdwardScissorpenis October 11, 2010

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Smudged

when you rub your hand on your pussy or ass and then rub your hand in your partner's face

my boyfriend was getting on my nerves so i smudged him

Smudged by haynbowla July 20, 2010

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sledged

to be sledged is when you get crunk or really high, and you ride a bike. The person on the bike will belive they are going through time and will see Abe Lincoln four times. This word is used as an insult.

Bob: man I just saw Abe Lincoln four times.
Josh: Your are sledged. SKEET SKEET SKEET!

sledged by Hopf December 22, 2004

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