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generally fucked up, act of being smashed, broken,and or battered, recieving a beatdown, feeling after consuming large amounts of alcohol. misconstruded command heard on psone C&C.
"Moose got smuledged in DG."
"That Deer got smuledged by that rifle."
smuledged by Jason David Josh January 27, 2006
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Super drunk. Not just hammered, but sledge hammered. As I'm sledged.
Dude last night I was so drunk, I was more than hammered. I was sledged hammered. I was sledged!
Sledged by Neo2525 January 1, 2012

Smudged Crossword 

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.
This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
Smudged Crossword by theredfella January 25, 2016
To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
a state of absolute inebriation wherein the afflicted are more than likely to dance in hysteria, talk endlessly about their party experiences, and fuck piggish women
Man, you were so sledged last night! You were dancing to vanilla ice and ended up fucking that fat wildebeest.
Sledged by EdwardScissorpenis October 11, 2010
when you rub your hand on your pussy or ass and then rub your hand in your partner's face
my boyfriend was getting on my nerves so i smudged him
Smudged by haynbowla July 20, 2010
to be sledged is when you get crunk or really high, and you ride a bike. The person on the bike will belive they are going through time and will see Abe Lincoln four times. This word is used as an insult.
Bob: man I just saw Abe Lincoln four times.
Josh: Your are sledged. SKEET SKEET SKEET!
sledged by Hopf December 22, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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