A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.
Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.
by Alex Stacy August 19, 2007
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Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"
by Ella B February 11, 2009
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