smuff off
A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".
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smurf off
smurf off by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
Stuff Off
It's like saying 'fuck off' but normally used as an extremely serious manner. British term that although does not posses any swear words has a deep meaning.
Dave: Hey man sorry I broke your bike
James: I can't get it fixed, and that bike was a gift from my dad before he left
Dave: It's no big deal, calm down. You need to stop getting so stressed about everything.
James: You know what Dave, stuff off
James: I can't get it fixed, and that bike was a gift from my dad before he left
Dave: It's no big deal, calm down. You need to stop getting so stressed about everything.
James: You know what Dave, stuff off
Stuff Off by AndrewD340 September 8, 2013
Smurf off
Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.
Smurf off by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018
Wanking off a Smurf
When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
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