smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

smuff off by lsukev January 13, 2008

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smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

smurf off by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

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smuff off • smurf off • Stuff Off • Wanking off a Smurf • smuff • smurf • stuff • snuff • scuff • sluff

Stuff Off

It's like saying 'fuck off' but normally used as an extremely serious manner. British term that although does not posses any swear words has a deep meaning.

Dave: Hey man sorry I broke your bike
James: I can't get it fixed, and that bike was a gift from my dad before he left
Dave: It's no big deal, calm down. You need to stop getting so stressed about everything.
James: You know what Dave, stuff off

Stuff Off by AndrewD340 September 8, 2013

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Smurf off

Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.

"Ahhh.. Smurf off.. Mandy" .. Runs away " muahha hahaha"

Smurf off by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018

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Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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