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A sorority girl who drinks too much and wildly hooks up with a lot of people.

Person 1: I passed out drunk last night and don't remember anything.
Person 2: Wow, you're such a smoss.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear about that girl who hooks up with everyone and their father?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's a smoss.

smoss by Peaches III April 26, 2010

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smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

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soss

SOSS stands for "Something Original Something Symbolic".

Aye what's that Hoodie you're wearing bruv?
This is a Sossboy hoodie.
What's Sossboy?
Pi'erre Bourne's clothing brand.
And what does SOSS stand for?
SOSS stands for "Something Original Something Symbolic".
Ohh okay, thanks bro

soss by sossboy.fb January 22, 2022

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Smoshfest

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smosh™ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.

Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"

Smoshfest by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011

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smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003

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Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

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smosher

Someone who watches smosh every chance they get, has an overabundance of smosh tshirts, has had mail opened on mailtime, and is madly in love with either ian or anthony.

Bob: wow Sarah is a hardcore smosher
Joe: yah there she goes asking twiter questions!
Sarah: *yells* What the firetruck my iphone just crashed!

smosher by smoshinforlife42 June 24, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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