smoss

A sorority girl who drinks too much and wildly hooks up with a lot of people.

Person 1: I passed out drunk last night and don't remember anything.
Person 2: Wow, you're such a smoss.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear about that girl who hooks up with everyone and their father?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's a smoss.

by Peaches III April 26, 2010

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smoshfest

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smosh™ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.

Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"

by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

by Red Eye September 20, 2003

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

smosher

Someone who watches smosh every chance they get, has an overabundance of smosh tshirts, has had mail opened on mailtime, and is madly in love with either ian or anthony.

Bob: wow Sarah is a hardcore smosher
Joe: yah there she goes asking twiter questions!
Sarah: *yells* What the firetruck my iphone just crashed!

by smoshinforlife42 June 24, 2011

smoshing

When you act like Anthony and/or Ian from Smosh, the most popular people on Youtube (maybe the internet).

Dude, John, haha, you're smoshing again

by Kevinthetrooper June 21, 2008