Smooth top 

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

Smooth top by balake October 13, 2020

SmoothCopyCat 

A bitch that always tries to be cool, but ends up looking like a loser

Kai: "Yo Tony, you hear about that one chick that tried to have that party last week?"
Tony: "Yah bro, the band she got was sooooo last week, such a let down."
Kai: "What a SmoothCopyCat."
Tony: "I'd still hit it."

SmoothCopyCat by Pawngame June 28, 2011