A sea dwelling creature who doesn't have time to drink milk. They can sometimes be seen driving 4 runners and drinking brews. They despise the Hawaiian islands for reasons unknown.
Anderson: Yo brother you see that smolvin over there!!!!
Burke: I feel bad for him, he has tar all over him, poor smolvins.
Burke: I feel bad for him, he has tar all over him, poor smolvins.
by Mauii man June 16, 2010