smelmit 

(slang)Meaning Pungent male phallus or bell end. Dirived from the slang word "helmet".

Vera - "Fancy a nosh George"
George - "Giz five minutes luv, gotta give the ol' smelmit a scrub first,its like a cheddar factory down there I tell ya!!!!"

smelmit by Mustard Gunn June 2, 2008

Shelmith 

A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.

Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.

Oh, I love Shelmith so much; she's one of the kindest girls I have met.

Shelmith by Higuain November 8, 2021

Smegmites 

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.

Smegmites by Jonode December 31, 2012

smegmite 

small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites

Her allergic reaction was caused by inhaling a large amount of smegmite.

smegmite by phillip sims May 1, 2006

Smelmet 

noun or verb (used with object)

When riding on the back of my motorcycle and visor of the driver's helmet is open, the person riding on back farts into their cupped hand and quickly (to preserve integrity of fart scent) delivers said fart into the helmet and promptly slams the visor shut. Extra points if your efforts result in a crash, adding injury to idiocy.

Dude, I already felt gay enough with Hector on the back of my bike, then on top of that he gave me smelmet while we were going like 70 on the 405. Fuck Hector.

Smelmet by Smelmet Lang February 24, 2013

Smellitoesis 

A condition more commonly known as 'stinky feet'. Smelly toesies. - Smellitoesis

Wow, someone really has a bad case of smellitoesis in here!

Smellitoesis by The original Smellitoesis September 4, 2012

Smellitt 

A person who like you to smell their poop.

Anyone who uses a public bathroom, poops, and seems to think that others enjoy their odoriferous stench. This asshole doesn't courtesy flush, spray any kind of fumigant, or worse, actually turns the exhaust fan off when done.

Once again, I have been assaulted by a Smellitt. I wish she would understand that no one likes her rank odor - how about leaving the fucking exhaust fan on?

Smellitt by Rank and vile March 28, 2019