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smell your dick 

A figurative term meaning to check if someone is being honest. Comes from Riskay 's song "Smell Yo Dick" about checking for infidelity, but has since come into usage in a business setting.
Jimmy: "So we are giving you exclusive access to this special deal for $35k since you are our absolute favorite client."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."
smell your dick by Nicholas D May 17, 2016
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smell your dick 

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.
Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...
smell your dick by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

How to make your dick small 

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

grace, your dick is small 

grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...

just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
im not satisfied ... im sorry but grace, your dick is small.

your dick is small 

im sorry i don't know how to tell you this but you have a small one....
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
grace im sorry but im not satisfied... your dick is small
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