smell your dick

A figurative term meaning to check if someone is being honest. Comes from Riskay 's song "Smell Yo Dick" about checking for infidelity, but has since come into usage in a business setting.

Jimmy: "So we are giving you exclusive access to this special deal for $35k since you are our absolute favorite client."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."

smell your dick by Nicholas D May 17, 2016

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smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

smell your dick by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

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How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023

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grace, your dick is small

grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...

just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches

im not satisfied ... im sorry but grace, your dick is small.

grace, your dick is small by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020

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your dick is small

im sorry i don't know how to tell you this but you have a small one....
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.

grace im sorry but im not satisfied... your dick is small

your dick is small by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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