Smalltalkaphobia

noun
an abnormal or pathological fear of small talk.

I don't have a boyfriend, but I have mace and smalltalkaphobia. BACK UP!!

Ask him about the weather and he will evaporate. He has smalltalkaphobia!

He's always late because he runs on CP time, but he leaves early because he has smalltalkaphobia.

by #Tahj January 18, 2014