sluture 

A portmanteau of the words "slut" and "vulture"; used to describe a man who preys on an emotionally vulnerable woman soon after, usually, a harsh breakup. For this reason, the woman is often considered a slut by the ex-boyfriend and other disdainful onlookers. This is a common strategy of so-called "players."

Note: When a sluture is considered a friend of the ex-boyfriend, an extremely clear and hostile violation of the Universal Bro Code is committed.

sluh-chure

I be rollin' crazy-ass bitches all day. I ain't no pimp, I'm a muthafuckin sluture, bitch.

I can't believe that whore went to that fucking sluture, Chad, two days after we broke up...

sluture by Vagsectomy August 19, 2010

Sluture

The torture of being slutty.

Her: I feel like such a slut in this outfit. I can't even bend over without showing my whole ass. Everyone's staring at me and I am getting a little overstimulated...

Her friend: Girl, that's the fucking point! This is sluture...

Sluture by rastatooraw May 9, 2026

suture self 

a term for removing one’s own stitches / also applies to stitching one’s own wounds, a less common occurrence than the removal of one's own sutures that were sown in by a healthcare professional

With no universal healthcare, you get a lot of suture self procedures taking place.

suture self by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 6, 2013

sluterella 

Term of endearment referring to a female who is loose,skanky,sells herself or trades herself to make money or receive goods (drugs, alcohol, favors). Sluterella usually replaces that female's name in conversation.

Shelly is a slut. Sluterella goes bar hopping and brings her clients home. Sluterella does this in front of her children. Sluterella is also drug, alcohol, and responsibility challenged. Could Sluterella possibly be a canidate nominee for the Mother of the Year Award?

sluterella by hollyberries January 11, 2009

slutress 

A seemingly classy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. An established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. A closet whore.

"Hey, did you see Jay's mom at the bar last night?"

"Yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."

"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."

slutress by dotoking November 26, 2010

suture 

The process of joining two surfaces or edges together along a line by or as if by sewing.
The material, such as thread, gut, or wire, that is used in this procedure.
The line or stitch so formed.

a stitch made with a suture,
a strand or fiber used to sew parts of the living body, the act or process of sewing with sutures.

suture by [e-mail] February 1, 2006

Slutpre 

Term of non-endearment for the woman's clothing store "Supre" - based on a generalisation of the types of slurries that tend to shop there.

Wow that looks nice (looking like a 2 dollar hooker), where'd you buy that... SLUTPRE?

Slutpre by Sewel September 9, 2010