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sluture

A portmanteau of the words "slut" and "vulture"; used to describe a man who preys on an emotionally vulnerable woman soon after, usually, a harsh breakup. For this reason, the woman is often considered a slut by the ex-boyfriend and other disdainful onlookers. This is a common strategy of so-called "players."

Note: When a sluture is considered a friend of the ex-boyfriend, an extremely clear and hostile violation of the Universal Bro Code is committed.

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I be rollin' crazy-ass bitches all day. I ain't no pimp, I'm a muthafuckin sluture, bitch.

I can't believe that whore went to that fucking sluture, Chad, two days after we broke up...
by Vagsectomy August 19, 2010
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suture self

a term for removing one’s own stitches / also applies to stitching one’s own wounds, a less common occurrence than the removal of one's own sutures that were sown in by a healthcare professional
With no universal healthcare, you get a lot of suture self procedures taking place.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 6, 2013
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sluterella

Term of endearment referring to a female who is loose,skanky,sells herself or trades herself to make money or receive goods (drugs, alcohol, favors). Sluterella usually replaces that female's name in conversation.
Shelly is a slut. Sluterella goes bar hopping and brings her clients home. Sluterella does this in front of her children. Sluterella is also drug, alcohol, and responsibility challenged. Could Sluterella possibly be a canidate nominee for the Mother of the Year Award?
by hollyberries January 11, 2009
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slutress

A seemingly classy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. An established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. A closet whore.
"Hey, did you see Jay's mom at the bar last night?"

"Yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."

"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."
by dotoking November 26, 2010
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suture

The process of joining two surfaces or edges together along a line by or as if by sewing.
The material, such as thread, gut, or wire, that is used in this procedure.
The line or stitch so formed.
a stitch made with a suture,
a strand or fiber used to sew parts of the living body, the act or process of sewing with sutures.
by Childsplay_@hotmail.com February 1, 2006
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Slutpre

Term of non-endearment for the woman's clothing store "Supre" - based on a generalisation of the types of slurries that tend to shop there.
Wow that looks nice (looking like a 2 dollar hooker), where'd you buy that... SLUTPRE?
by Sewel September 9, 2010
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slutore

a woman who is the ultimate combination of a slut and a whore. you dont want her around your bf but she'll try her best to get around you to him.
Dude, that girl is such a slutore! She wakes up with random people in her bed in the morning and feeds on other people's bfs at night.
by Voracious aloe March 24, 2011
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