Slurp Durp

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.

I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.

Slurp Durp by Funkenation July 9, 2011

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slurp n durp

To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.)
May sometimes include drugs.

Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.

slurp n durp by DayDrinker101 March 11, 2010

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Slurp-a-durp 3000

Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it

I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!

Slurp-a-durp 3000 by Bobbinska July 7, 2022