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Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.
The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.
Slubbing by Ddymus May 11, 2021
The act of being so fucked up you can't see or walk straight, therefore you stumblin.
"Damn man, that shit last night got us fuckkked up!"
"Yea bro, I was stumblinnnn!"
Stumblin by Siyksoul December 22, 2009
When a midget with no legs or arms dances. This is also used in porn, where a midget would dance on the persons chest to please them.
Stubbling is an extreme sport
Stubbling by Stubbling April 8, 2021

shmumbling 

Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.
Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.
shmumbling by HellowIamEth June 7, 2016

Occupational Slumming 

Taking a job that is beneath a person's education or skill level as a means of retreat from adult responsibilities and/or avoiding possible failure in one's true occupation.
Although he was trained to be an architect, Hank took a job at Burger King instead because he didn't believe he'd be able to design a building that anyone would be interested in financing. His parents were disappointed by Hank's obvious occupational slumming.

Sluddling 

Sluddling is also known as slutty cuddling. It's when a couple same or different sex gather closely together on a bed, couch, chair etc. and Cuddle plus a little more usually resulting in touching skin to skin. Any kind of Skin to skin and manual sex are common actions during sluddling.
How was your night with your girlfriend last night?
It was decent we sluddled for awhile but we made a bit of a mess when the sluddling got too heated.
Sluddling by Sludding March 30, 2011