When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.
"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."
"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
by Oruganaconga December 21, 2016
Derived from the Canadian lifestyle of Scarborough folk, a "Scarborough Slow Dance" is basically rape in a back alley.
by haravymas October 10, 2009
"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."
by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017