When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.
"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
by Oruganaconga December 21, 2016
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Derived from the Canadian lifestyle of Scarborough folk, a "Scarborough Slow Dance" is basically rape in a back alley.
Yo, that bitch looks fine... I'm gonna give her the old Scarborough Slow Dance...
by haravymas October 10, 2009
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Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson
"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."
by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017
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