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The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) 

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.
Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

Sloppy Man Vagina 

When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.
Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"