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slimmy toe 

A man with a particularly small penis with very small girth that makes it resemble a toe and the head looks like a toenail. Often with fungus as well.
Stacy, I can’t believe you slept with Kevin! He has such a slimmy toe.
slimmy toe by Monkeys14321 November 14, 2017

Slimey Toes 

A Nice person who has a fetish of getting their feet sucked
Ooooh Yeah, I love having slimey toes
Slimey Toes by Leppy December 18, 2020

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!