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sleading 

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.
Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.
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quantitative sleazing 

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.
While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.
quantitative sleazing by psnack September 30, 2013

Sleaking 

When a male inserts a slug into his urethra and works himself into a state of sexual ecstasy. He then proceeds to ejaculate the aforementioned slug into a sexual partners orifice in mutual climax
Bob has been sleaking with Ian again. Cue hospital
Sleaking by Slug lover January 23, 2014

sleezing 

the act of being a slut and having no moral values
1) hillary stopped sleezing when she found out she had herpes.

2) 16 year old shaquanda regreted sleezing when she was told she's pregnant and the baby daddy dipped out
sleezing by Rich Girl 69 November 16, 2011

sleazies 

a group of tricks, tramps, sluts, and whores that are up to no good when alcohol and boys are involved. As seen on The Hills.
Doug: We have a surprise!!

Brody: Yeah!

Lauren: Brody! Did you guys bring sleazies?

sleazies by Jay. L. February 24, 2009
stuntin on some one or gettin played
Ayo mha G dhat gurl ova dere stay skeazin on dha kid
or
feel me i hung up on ha cuz she kept skeazin
Skeazin by twane23 June 23, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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