slang turd

a bullshit attempt to make up slang words and try to sound cool. this phenomena occurs primarily when intoxicated.

Sarah:Oh, baby that girl is PHAT. She is so fly!
{laughs to herself in a drunken snicker}

Sarah: You like my use of slang turds?

Allegra: Did you just say "slang turd"?

slang turd by saragra viggivan April 28, 2007

slangtard

1: One who contributes to the urban dictionary but lacks the attention to detail and/or literary skills to use proper spelling, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.

2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.

1. The slangtard could not even spell "one" without leaving out a letter. He thought hipocrite was actually a word.

2. The slangtard attempts to use his entries to tell us he is a genious. He defined mensan as "me".

slangtard by Big D-41 November 1, 2006

slangtarded 

a person who has no idea what the current slang is, not due to age, but because they do not watch tv.

she didn't know that the word gravy meant easy, and had never felt so slangtarded.

slangtarded by shimmyvee January 31, 2009