skweg 

crossed eyed.

also a term on endearment towards a loved one.

Have you seen her skweg eyes?

One eye is going to the shops and the other is coming back with the change!

OR

I love my skwegs! <3

skweg by mazdaaaa July 21, 2010

Skwisgaar Skwigelf 

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006

Skleg

A mixture of sket and slag

That girl over there is a skleg

Skleg by LOWKEY_SKLEG February 19, 2019

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome 

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

skeegress 

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

skwerl 

A squirrel that's part of an evil conspiracy to conquer the Earth and manipulate Acorn supplies to their diabolical advantage.

If you see a skwerl, run for your life!

skwerl by Ross Archer March 13, 2003

Skweed 

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweed by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017