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A hollow cylinder of plastic often used as a drinking aid or for the insufflation of drugs. Derived from "straw," the word has evolved into a less energy intensive version as a result of lack of education and laziness.
Ex.

Fast Food Employee: "Here's you're order, sir"

Fast food customer: A fool you aint give me no Skraw

Ex.

person 1: Mane mane I don't know about powder. What do I do wit it?

Person 2: Mane all you do is grab a skraw, cut it short, and toot dat shit up mane.
skraw by That_Guy<- July 25, 2011
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Skree Skraw 

It is the sound emus make to ward off hungry animals such as: lions, tigers, bears, alligators, and the occasional banana
Lion:RAAAAAAR IM GOING TO EAT YOU
Emu:SKREE SKRAW
Lion:RUN AWWAAAAAAAAAAY
Related Words
A four line SKR3W poem using text speech, a theme e.g "ablie" ''and lots of rhyming words.
A SKR3W

Blue is the colour of my shoe,
From treds to the felt, my fav colours blue.
I never ever, never knew what to do,
Enter sports shop, find shoes, jump queue
SKR3W by monkeymagix10 October 9, 2020
Skrewballed Poems.

Short text speak and lots of rhyming words. Skrew poems come from screwballed.blogspot.com with s number of example Skrews.
Blue, 1st 4 line rhyyme from a SKR3W poem..

"Blue is the colour of my shoe,
From treds to the felt, my fav colours blue.
I never ever, never knew what to do,
Enter sports shop, find shoes, jump queue"
SKR3W by monkeymagix10 October 9, 2020

skrägää 

joku sekoilee tai on muuten vaan ihan vitun tyhmä
”äijä skrägää”
skrägää by ködöboi January 8, 2021

Scrawny Nag

The horse you get in Red Dead Online when your horse dies. Absolute shit stats, and ugly as hell. Also known to some as "Scrawny Fag"
Scrawny Nag by Oofpacitomos September 13, 2019
A "skrad" is a footballing tecnhique which is extremely hard to master. To perform a "skrad" the ball most roll down the shin bone before it is kicked.
Did you see the game last night?
No? What happened?
Drogba scored a skrad!
Really? That's brilliant!
Skrad by stant.the.bant July 14, 2010