a man who cannot shower correctly or brush his teeth, and has greasy hair. he thinks he is a sexy beast but is actually so repulsive that you cannot imagine anyone in the world you would pick him over to have sex with. "skodes" will have tendencies to stare creepily at you, and when he realises you dont like him he will lash out at you.
person 1: omg see that guy over there?
person 2: yea!
person 1: he keeps staring at me and it's making me uncomfortable
Person 2: oh dont worry about him he is just skodes, he does that to everyone
person 2: yea!
person 1: he keeps staring at me and it's making me uncomfortable
Person 2: oh dont worry about him he is just skodes, he does that to everyone
by ruttah August 19, 2011
"damn look at that pencil! oh wait that's just a skode!"
daughter: "why does daddy have a magic pencil where his we we is supposed to be that has white stuff in it?"
mom: "oh no honey, that's not a pencil, when me and daddy wrestle he always gets a skode!"
"dayuuuum 12 inches long, but 1 centimeter thick.. must be a skode!"
daughter: "why does daddy have a magic pencil where his we we is supposed to be that has white stuff in it?"
mom: "oh no honey, that's not a pencil, when me and daddy wrestle he always gets a skode!"
"dayuuuum 12 inches long, but 1 centimeter thick.. must be a skode!"
by cat fucker December 2, 2012