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slaboosh 

The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.
Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh
slaboosh by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015
Related Words

SPLATOOSHKA 

This word can mean anything you want it can be a sound it can discribe something it can even be yelled during orgasm
oh yes im cumming im cumming.... SPLATOOSHKA!
SPLATOOSHKA by MADMAN January 16, 2015

skagoosh 

Exclamation when in the process or action of throwing a liquid substance on someones face
I just skagooshed you, all over face man
skagoosh by konerkid June 4, 2007

Spladoosh 

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011

skadoosh 

The most powerful move in the kung foo panda franchise
"imma skadoosh you!"

"Noooooo!"
skadoosh by dannyraff June 8, 2018

Skadooshuary 

awesome

cool

rad

skadooshuary

Skadooshuary means awesome or cool or anything related to those words
Skadooshuary by einnadnaphesoj October 2, 2011