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The thin layer of smelly, sweaty film that accumulates on a man's testicles after a hard workout. Typically one can smell skime through their shorts several hours after the workout if they do not shower. Caution: Skime is gooey and slippery to the touch and a smelly residue will linger on your hand immediatly after testicular contact.

Skin+Slime=Skime

Damn Jake, i can smell your skime all the way over here.

skime by Slizzle April 23, 2006

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Shimeji

A computer program that creates animated characters who walk and crawl along the sides the monitor, perform a set number of animations, and multiply. Popular among Japanese anime and game fans, who create shimeji programs for popular characters. The name comes from a fast-growing breed of Japanese mushroom.

I left my K-ON shimeji running, and when I came back, the entire screen was full of Mio and Yui rocking out.

Shimeji by Annoying_Otaku October 6, 2010

Related Words

skime • skimerling • Edehedic Skimenimen • ski me in the ski hole • simeon • simen • sime • Simer • shimeon • shimey

simeona

originating from the ancient biblical name Simeon, Simeona is a name for only the most beautiful of beautiful people. Simeona is given only to a person perfect in every way, shape and form.

simeona by Anonymous June 8, 2003

Shimene

The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She is kind and loving to her friends. If she is your friend, you are very lucky! She is the sweetest, most gorgeous, stylish person you will ever meet with the sexiest voice ever.

Boy 1: "Look at that girl, she's so hot and sexy"
Boy 2: "Yeah, i heard she's also really nice!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, her names Shimene, she's the sweetest, bestest friend I know."

Shimene by sweetstalkergirlxoxo July 5, 2012

Simeon

noun

Name of a guy that makes you happy with a simple "Hi" text.
He's the definiton of talented even if he might deny it, because let's face it: not evryone can sing, dance, act and write.
Simeon will never fail to put a smile on your face, especially on mine. He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too.

"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"

Simeon by genetically December 24, 2017

Munkes i skideren

Skal du munkes i skideren?

Asking someone if they want to get penetrated by anal sex.

Danish: Yo bitch, skal du munkes i skideren? Danish

English: Yo bitch, wanna get fucked in the ass? English

Munkes i skideren by Swaggerm8 October 28, 2015

Simela

Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.

Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela

Simela by Bell is the name August 26, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026