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The thin layer of smelly, sweaty film that accumulates on a man's testicles after a hard workout. Typically one can smell skime through their shorts several hours after the workout if they do not shower. Caution: Skime is gooey and slippery to the touch and a smelly residue will linger on your hand immediatly after testicular contact.

Skin+Slime=Skime
Damn Jake, i can smell your skime all the way over here.
skime by Slizzle April 23, 2006
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A computer program that creates animated characters who walk and crawl along the sides the monitor, perform a set number of animations, and multiply. Popular among Japanese anime and game fans, who create shimeji programs for popular characters. The name comes from a fast-growing breed of Japanese mushroom.
I left my K-ON shimeji running, and when I came back, the entire screen was full of Mio and Yui rocking out.
Shimeji by Annoying_Otaku October 6, 2010
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originating from the ancient biblical name Simeon, Simeona is a name for only the most beautiful of beautiful people. Simeona is given only to a person perfect in every way, shape and form.
simeona by Anonymous June 8, 2003
The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She is kind and loving to her friends. If she is your friend, you are very lucky! She is the sweetest, most gorgeous, stylish person you will ever meet with the sexiest voice ever.
Boy 1: "Look at that girl, she's so hot and sexy"
Boy 2: "Yeah, i heard she's also really nice!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, her names Shimene, she's the sweetest, bestest friend I know."
noun

Name of a guy that makes you happy with a simple "Hi" text.
He's the definiton of talented even if he might deny it, because let's face it: not evryone can sing, dance, act and write.
Simeon will never fail to put a smile on your face, especially on mine. He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too.
"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"
Simeon by genetically December 24, 2017

Munkes i skideren 

Skal du munkes i skideren?

Asking someone if they want to get penetrated by anal sex.
Danish: Yo bitch, skal du munkes i skideren? Danish

English: Yo bitch, wanna get fucked in the ass? English
Munkes i skideren by Swaggerm8 October 28, 2015
Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.
Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela
Simela by Bell is the name August 26, 2021
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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