skemetic

noun - A diagram so insanely stupid that it causes one to vomit profusely.

also

noun - An idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.

1) "Did you see the fire evacutation skemetic for our school?"

2) Q: "Did you hear about Josh's bizarre skemetic?"
A: "Yeah! What a foo'skemer!"

by hiverne November 11, 2006

skemet

A retared person. Brett's frog is also named skemet.

Damn, don't you just hate all these skemets?

by Skemet September 14, 2017