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noun - A diagram so insanely stupid that it causes one to vomit profusely.

also

noun - An idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.

1) "Did you see the fire evacutation skemetic for our school?"

2) Q: "Did you hear about Josh's bizarre skemetic?"
A: "Yeah! What a foo'skemer!"

skemetic by hiverne November 11, 2006

Words you can keep

yeeticus skeeticus deleticus

To remove someone from a game, classroom, group, etc

(in science class)
Aaron: The teacher can eat crap
Teacher: Aaron, you may leave my class and we will talk after class
A student: Aaron just got yeeticus skeeticus deleticused by the teacher

yeeticus skeeticus deleticus by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday December 7, 2018

Skematics

Skematics is a solo rapper/producer from Washington Heights in NYC. He's also been writing and creating since the age of 12. So his experience is easily noticed in his lyrical ability.

Skematicsmusic, Skematicsmusicgroup

Skematics by illmatic83 March 12, 2010

anti-semetic

A person who is against the jewish faith or against jews in general

Mel gibson made some anti-semetic comments

anti-semetic by Dan Hornberger October 2, 2006

Anti-semetic

Someone who jews hate

He is ‘anti-semetic’ (lol no) for supporting palestine.

Anti-semetic by Hdkfnsj December 19, 2022

skematics

i dont know, but smart people have them. (reference to Dane Cook.)(oh, and Arianna)

"I have skematics in my lab!"-Dane Cook

skematics by mayoman June 19, 2008

Semeticwash

1- Semeticwash, noun
A deliberate attempt to deflect or nullify criticism by bringing up "Jews" or "Judaism" in the conversation, thereby misrepresenting the criticism as purely antisemetic in nature or motive

2- Semeticwash, verb
To falsely accuse someone of being antisemetic to delegitimize them and/or discredit their argument

3- Semeticwash, verb
To dismiss any argument or criticism as antisemetic when it is not.

I presented my argument as to why I think Israel is committing crimes. Your response was nothing more than a semeticwash to avoid my point.

Semeticwash by anonymous January 2, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026