skemetic
noun - A diagram so insanely stupid that it causes one to vomit profusely.
also
noun - An idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.
also
noun - An idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.
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yeeticus skeeticus deleticus
(in science class)
Aaron: The teacher can eat crap
Teacher: Aaron, you may leave my class and we will talk after class
A student: Aaron just got yeeticus skeeticus deleticused by the teacher
Aaron: The teacher can eat crap
Teacher: Aaron, you may leave my class and we will talk after class
A student: Aaron just got yeeticus skeeticus deleticused by the teacher
yeeticus skeeticus deleticus by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday December 7, 2018
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Skematics
Skematics is a solo rapper/producer from Washington Heights in NYC. He's also been writing and creating since the age of 12. So his experience is easily noticed in his lyrical ability.
Skematicsmusic, Skematicsmusicgroup
Skematics by illmatic83 March 12, 2010
anti-semetic
anti-semetic by Dan Hornberger October 2, 2006
Anti-semetic
Anti-semetic by Hdkfnsj December 19, 2022
Semeticwash
1- Semeticwash, noun
A deliberate attempt to deflect or nullify criticism by bringing up "Jews" or "Judaism" in the conversation, thereby misrepresenting the criticism as purely antisemetic in nature or motive
2- Semeticwash, verb
To falsely accuse someone of being antisemetic to delegitimize them and/or discredit their argument
3- Semeticwash, verb
To dismiss any argument or criticism as antisemetic when it is not.
A deliberate attempt to deflect or nullify criticism by bringing up "Jews" or "Judaism" in the conversation, thereby misrepresenting the criticism as purely antisemetic in nature or motive
2- Semeticwash, verb
To falsely accuse someone of being antisemetic to delegitimize them and/or discredit their argument
3- Semeticwash, verb
To dismiss any argument or criticism as antisemetic when it is not.
I presented my argument as to why I think Israel is committing crimes. Your response was nothing more than a semeticwash to avoid my point.
Semeticwash by anonymous January 2, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.