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noun - A diagram so insanely stupid that it causes one to vomit profusely.


noun - An idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.
1) "Did you see the fire evacutation skemetic for our school?"

2) Q: "Did you hear about Josh's bizarre skemetic?"
A: "Yeah! What a foo'skemer!"
by hiverne November 11, 2006
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