skeenar 

(abbrev.) n. - scenario

"What's the skeenar, Pops?"

Usage Note: Permutations of this root have manifested in contemporary parlance to encompass a wide variety of definitions, often with little or no etymological fidelity to it's natural origin. Terms such as 'skeeny', 'skeenarific' and 'skeenacity' for example, generally connote a vague sense of the favorable or auspicious, whereas the verb to 'skeen' can mean 'to acquire or achieve by disreputable means'. Modern linguists tend to view 'skeenar' and it's variants as inordinately elastic terms; whether this helps or hinders their popularity remains to be seen.

skeenar by Paul F. O'Reilly November 6, 2008

Skeener 

Noun, a person who pilfers/scrounges wifi from a business or a personal hotspot with or without consent

“hey, can I borrow your wifi?” “No, fuck off you Skeener!”

Skeener by SkeenBunny July 18, 2018

skeena 

back-up; "i've got your back."

when you're a gangster and some jerk is going to jump you, you ask your closest gangster friends for some skeena
and then they jump in to assist with the butt kicking.

when you are out of marijuana and you ask your rasta friends "Skeena on the J?" and they blaze one.

skeena by girlwhotreeshug June 20, 2011

Skeencraft 

Unfinished work; an ongoing project which is never completed, but is usually used as an excuse.

"The project? Oh, that's Skeencraft. Just scrap it, it won't be getting done anytime soon."

Skeencraft by M. Fayle October 6, 2009

Skeedaray

Skeedaray is a word that describes a rapidly moving tropical squirrel.

"Woah look at that Squirrel go! It's totally skeedaray"
"Yeah I've never seen one move so fast!"

Skeedaray by DRMCGEE August 16, 2009

Smeenard

A worse version of a retard, a kid that isnt mentally handicapped but is close enough and no one likes.

Man Taylor is a smeenard.

Smeenard by MikeyGeez September 5, 2009

skennard 

To rant uncontrollably about a matter/s of next to no importance.

jeez that charlie guy just pulled a skennard, he spent thirty minutes complaining about a slight rise in lego prices!

skennard by Winglet September 29, 2006