size large

Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.

Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.

"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."

President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.

by Luigi August 8, 2004

oof size large

when you experience a bruh moment. often, the situation deserves an F to pay respects.

when you can't solve the puzzle in 5 years: oof size large.

by xSilentFire March 2, 2020

Large size milkshake

A sexual act in which a pregnant woman (hence the large size) shoves one of her breasts between another pregnant woman's breasts and shakes them side to side.

Ugh don't look at that large size milkshake

by Big papa daddy swag July 7, 2016

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

by Luting September 4, 2022