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sixtenth 

the way ghetto walmart on raggard in louisville, ky spells sixteenth on your cake for your sweet 16 party. all the people who work there are under-educated and black. they can't spell to save their life. they are all ignorant and messed up mentally. either because they are a) on drugs b) a crack baby c) a dropout or d) all of the above. just because you are ghetto and talk like a retard doesnt mean you spell everything the way you pronounce it. im surprised they spelled the rest right. idiots...
i bought my birthday cake at ghetto walmart, only to realize they spelt "sixteenth" as "sixtenth".
sixtenth by gabby(: September 5, 2010

looking for the sixteenth minute 

The situation in which a one-time, flash in the pan celebrity is desperately or pathetically trying to get back into the news and gossip, if only for a moment. Comes from the "fifteen minutes of fame" phrase.
Kato Kaelin is still looking for the sixteenth minute.

Sixteenth Amendment 

The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.
"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."
Sixteenth Amendment by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

sixteenth base 

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise
Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

Saskatchewan All-Sixteenths

I don't know what size that bolt is, grab me the Saskatchewan All-Sixteenths.

sixteenth 

A Sixteenth is ONE-HALF of and EIGHTH of weed.

-Originated from Long Beach cerca 2005
-"Hey bra.. you want to go halves on an eighth!"

-"Yea and by half of an eigth do you mean a SIXTEENTH!"

-"For Sure..my man!"
sixteenth by Reefers42090804 February 10, 2009

sixteenth of october 

October sixteenth is national ask your crush for their hoodie day
Omg it’s the sixteenth of October! I’m gonna go get me a hoodie!
sixteenth of october by GentleEmu78 October 14, 2019
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