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sittin' ho 

Sitting in the middle seat in the back seat of a car. This is a softer, less abrasive way to describe this than using the term "sittin' bitch."
Passenger 1: Car's full, James. Looks like you'll be sittin' ho.

James: Those are the breaks, Passenger 1, but thank you for substituting the term "ho" for the term "bitch." I feel much less emasculated. You are a king among men.
sittin' ho by JiveTimeTurkey April 22, 2011
Words you can keep

sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

'House Sittin' 

A cousin to "Pocket Watchin'", which means someone worrying about how someone else spends their money or how much money they have, "House Sittin'" is a verbiage meaning the action of someone worrying about what someone else does in their home, or what is going on in their home.
Used in a sentence:

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin' but the neighbours really need to monitor what their kids are out here doing."

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin', but the neighbours really need to keep the noise down".

"My cousin needs to stop 'House Sittin' and worry about what's goin' on in her home."
'House Sittin' by MADGUNS FOREVER™ December 17, 2021

spittin' honey 

Rapping or freestyling loudly, well or both.

Yo, yo playa! That bitch at the concert was spittin' honey last night!

spittin' honey by JDGG55 January 15, 2008

Spittin' hot fire. 

When one hits on a girl, and knows he is succeeding.
Yo what you doin bro?
I'm "Spittin' hot fire."

Sitting hot 

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.
“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot
Sitting hot by Tattoo ernay November 28, 2020

House-Sitting 

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.
Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!
House-Sitting by snarky56 June 22, 2009
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