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silly shit by besaw January 6, 2009
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Shit's Silly
During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.
Shit's Silly by Pensky May 17, 2006
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Shit Slonked Silly Style
When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.
Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
Shit Slonked Silly Style by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023
Shit Face Sally
Shit Face Sally by bryan03 December 29, 2016
shit stain sally
shit stain sally by steve weilyy September 5, 2008
Silky Shiter
Can’t believe me and (random girl) played silky shiter while her boyfriends to busy tensing at the bar In his string vest
Silky Shiter by J Gibbons April 21, 2019
Shitty Sally
A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.
I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.
OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.
OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.
Shitty Sally by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.