silent laughing 

Laughing so hard that the voice box shuts down and the body jerks around in spasmatic efforts to make a noise.

Anneliese, watching from her bed, was in the middle of one of those spasms of SILENT LAUGHING that wrack your body with convulsions and render you unable to make a single noise. You're like a whacked-out mime immitating a gleeful chimpanzee who just threw a handful of faeces at someone from behind the bars at the zoo.

silent laughing by missbandit May 28, 2006

silent laughing 

when something is so funny and you try to laugh but instead it just comes out as weird sounds

hey bob! quit that silent laughing and get back to work! I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!

silent laughing by ONASDFLKASF August 1, 2007

silent laughing 

Laughing silently:

1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.

1) Parent: "Son, what are you doing up there? What's so funny? You better not be on that Urban Dictionary site!"

Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"

2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."

You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"

Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"

silent laughing by noobtacular April 14, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004