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shuckfut 

Shuckfut is an ancient Chinese form of intercourse dating back to the Han Dynasty. To perform shuckfut, you and your partner must begin by spreading squid semen over your genitals to reduce friction during the process. As you begin, both participants recite the Communist Manifesto in strained moans. Prior to climaxing, both begin to squirm and wiggle like a squid.
Bro how was the shuckfut yesterday?

Splendid.
shuckfut by GoldMembers March 1, 2019
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shuckfucks 

Another way of saying "shucks!", "shoot!", "darn!", etc.
"Aw, shuckfucks! I just stepped in dog shit!"
shuckfucks by downeboy August 13, 2009
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Noun;
A person or animal that is being humorously nonsensical. Someone possessing characteristics that are unusual or extraordinary.

Adjective;
A general term used to describe things that are uncommon, interesting, or frustrating.

Verb;
Doing something hillarious, questionable, or genuinely awesome.
Noun;
“What a Shucknut.”
“That dog is a Shucknut.”

Adj;
“I can’t believe this shucknut idea!”
“This shucknut car won’t start!”

Verb;
“I can’t wait to shucknut around.”
“Let’s shucknut this party!”
Shucknut by ShucknutOG April 15, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026