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duddy

an undefined or ambiguous genital, indescriminate of gender.

Doctor: Where is the pain most severe?
You: My duddy hurts!

by GoldMembers February 17, 2025

shuckfut

Shuckfut is an ancient Chinese form of intercourse dating back to the Han Dynasty. To perform shuckfut, you and your partner must begin by spreading squid semen over your genitals to reduce friction during the process. As you begin, both participants recite the Communist Manifesto in strained moans. Prior to climaxing, both begin to squirm and wiggle like a squid.

Bro how was the shuckfut yesterday?

Splendid.

by GoldMembers March 1, 2019