shroke

using cocaine and mushrooms within a twelve-hour period

Yo bro, I just bought an eight-ball, tryin' to shroke it this weekend?

by professorchaos November 4, 2009

frook shoken

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.

Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Sproke

Coca-Cola mixed with Sprite!

"What is your drink?"

"Sproke.."

"I want some!"

by nice_girl gone bad! February 11, 2010

Stroke God

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen

Bro, Chris is a stroke god

by Stroke god April 6, 2017

Stroke FC

Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".

Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

by Honest_Football Fan April 8, 2021

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015