shovie 

Shovie is a guy who can let people try to get the best of him. he is very smart so dont play him like a fool. He is meant to go far in life born a King and will remain a King. Looking for a girl/Queen who will stay by his side someone who will help him rise up and stay up. very loyal and social a real goofball at times but can also be serious when necessary. Get you a Shovie

His actions are Shovie status

shovie by books825 December 22, 2016

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

Shovel Talk 

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

Shovel Talk by Ifer April 9, 2013

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

sovieshit 

An asshole of an emperor who chooses his mistress who is a slave over his wife who he has known his whole life and who looks like an angel.

He is from The Remarried Empress webnovel/webtoon.

Sovieshit ran to his empress, Trashta

sovieshit by A_weeb May 25, 2021

soviet russia 

In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!

soviet russia by dj gs68 August 9, 2003

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020